A clear choice for fans of that oh-so-filled-up feeling, this extra-long schlong is the wanger that dreams are made of.

Ice-blue see-through colouration is a gender-neutral people-pleaser, while the 7 insertable inches will take your climax to the max.

Feast your eyes on the mighty girth, that deeply veined shaft, those big old balls, all proudly sat atop a strong suction cup.

We’ve heard some blow their load from the mere sight alone, but failing that the sucker base sticks to smooth surfaces like a moth to a light, for more all-night rides than a broken carousel.

Prepare for play by slathering this king dong in water-based lubricant before use.